hope everyone had a good christmas!
1999 toyota corolla craigslist ad
Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.
who-locked-stark-in-the-closet:
Oh You’re Drinking
Binch Water?
…it says BIRCH water. Can no one read cursive on this damn site?
you are the one who can’t read cursive, it seems.
it says binch water. i checked the web site.
me: *slams a deck of cards down on the table* hello yes i am applying for the job of fae trickster goddess
cashier: ma'am this is whole foods
I CAST FUCK YOU
I am crying, her fucking face killed me.







